Via Big Fat Dynamo

Thinking makes you fat!

I enjoyed the surprising amount of sanity in the comments.

Something a Little More Fun

I love the fact that you can see on your blog stats page what search terms people used to find your blog, so I thought I’d share a few.

First, impressive in sheer volume and variety of phrasing, are the various search terms through which people found the post “Water Makes You Fat”:

water make you fat
well water make you fat
is water makes you fat
to much water makes you fat

Here’s a rather perplexing one:

women smellıng haıry

Not being hairy, just smelling hairy. I’m not quite sure what that means. The scary part is that more than one person used the search term.

But the one that depressed me was this:

im 14 years old and need to loose fat on

No, honey, you really don’t, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

lol you smell

Welcome, Something Awful forum goers, and thank you kindly for raising my hit count. Between being told that I should get it through my head that I smell, that not shaving means I must have eaten paint chips as a child, and that I obviously don’t pay attention to keeping my “fatcheese” under control (because people who don’t shave obviously don’t shower either, or something), and getting my first “well I don’t believe in fat acceptance but I want to tell you that diets don’t work, ~*~lifestyle changes~*~ do” comment, I feel like I’ve hit some big milestones in the fatosphere today. To celebrate, here’s a photo of one of my disgusting hairy armpits. You know, the ones that I don’t give a fuck what you think of.

Too Funny

I was checking out my spam comments, mostly diet ads, and I found a link to a blog with the header “Healthy Dieting – Lose Weight Naturally.” I clicked the link and here’s all there was:

Not Found

Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.

Perhaps I’m easily amused.