Sexist, Fatphobic Quote of the Day

The monster was blocking the whole length of the entranceway to the building. His back was to me, his front facing the window-paneled door. (I guess so he could watch the traffic?) I say it was a he, but that was only a hypothesis. I just could not imagine any self-respecting female–monster or not–ever getting as pudgy as this thing was.

(From Death’s Daughter by Amber Benson. Which is actually a terrible book all around. I’m glad I picked it up for $.39 at the Goodwill so I don’t have to worry about actually spending money on this crap.)